For the person who keeps saying “we’re almost there” even when nobody is completely sure that’s true.
The Almost There Tee is a funny Portage & Pine trail shirt for hikers, camping families, tired kids, optimistic parents, and anyone who has ever used encouragement as a navigation strategy. Featuring a retro mountain trail design with pine trees, a winding path, an “Almost There” trail sign, and vintage outdoor lettering, this shirt captures one of the greatest lies ever told on the trail.
Perfect for family hikes, camping trips, cottage walks, trail days, and anyone who knows “almost there” usually means at least another 20 minutes.
This unisex tee is made with soft, lightweight Gildan Softstyle® fabric for comfortable everyday wear. Solid colours are 100% ring-spun cotton, while heather and sport grey options include durable cotton/poly blends.
Features a classic crewneck fit, tear-away label, reinforced shoulders, and a smooth no-side-seam construction. Made with ethically grown US cotton and certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 for safety and quality assurance.
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colours
Fabric Weight: 4.5 oz/yd² / 153 g/m²
Fit: Classic unisex fit
Label: Tear-away label
Note: Heather, Sport Grey, Antique, and Graphite Heather colours contain polyester blends.
